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supermoclel:

thatonesuperwholockian:

supermoclel:

oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak

…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.

listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about

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blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

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michaelgclifford:

i used to not think leggings were pants then i wore leggings and i was like YO

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I’m just gonna bullshit it.

-my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)

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chicken-fingers:

aye-trashley:

out of all the words they could graffiti this is what they chose

i fucking hate the word moist

chicken-fingers:

aye-trashley:

out of all the words they could graffiti this is what they chose

i fucking hate the word moist

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death-by-lulz:

cyborglovesong:

Velma is having none of your vampire shit today

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swannsavior:

Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.

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lameborghini:

bongfucker:

lameborghini:

i dont understand the sexual appeal to thigh highs like yea they cute but why are u getting boners over some socks 

i’m gonna fuck the socks

please dont fuck the socks

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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japan-o-phile:

perks of having a partner

  • u can steal their clothes
  • they have 2 give u their fries
  • they look cute when they sleep
  • if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah
  • free food
  • hand on my butt 

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