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positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

(via fatwink)

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

(Source: whoisjohnocallaghan, via cbucks)

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

(Source: crazycatslovers, via cbucks)

fartgallery:

silver-the-little-monster:

fartgallery:

just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite!

Those are balloons.

I couldn’t decide on one response so here are a bunch of them:
talk about a blow job
im going to have to inflate first
hopefully I dont burst early
the balloon wont be the only thing kept off the ground
theres a party in my pants
i might have to pump it a little first
im gonna have pop-pop
haha yeah

fartgallery:

silver-the-little-monster:

fartgallery:

just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite!

Those are balloons.

I couldn’t decide on one response so here are a bunch of them:

  • talk about a blow job
  • im going to have to inflate first
  • hopefully I dont burst early
  • the balloon wont be the only thing kept off the ground
  • theres a party in my pants
  • i might have to pump it a little first
  • im gonna have pop-pop
  • haha yeah

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iwishihadafather:

when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”

image

(via lifeis4chumps)

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

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(Source: peetaslongbun, via spidermanxo)

nicolasiscaged:

[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta

(via i-assume-youre-done)

lambhoof:

This backwards hat gives me the ability to skateboard

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slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

(via i-assume-youre-done)

shollkee:

nah man i wasnt born in any of those 12 months

shollkee:

nah man i wasnt born in any of those 12 months

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geeknip:

fish-d:

giantspacefetus:

get in, no time to explain

I just showed this to my dad and he said “time to split”

yet another person math problems warn us about

geeknip:

fish-d:

giantspacefetus:

get in, no time to explain

I just showed this to my dad and he said “time to split”

yet another person math problems warn us about

(Source: nemoi, via h-ooligan)

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